Launching January 2027 · Americas first

You've been the whole team. Soon you'll have one.

Coteem is a team of specialist assistants — legal, finance, marketing and more — that lives in the messaging apps you already use. Join the waitlist to be first in line when we open in your country.

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A bigger company copied my product photos and listing word-for-word on their own site. I'm a one-person shop — is there actually anything I can do about it?
9:47 PM
Leo · Legal
Yes — under U.S. copyright law that's infringement. You can file a DMCA takedown with their web host to get it pulled fast, plus send a cease-and-desist. Want me to draft both now?
9:47 PM
Tony · Research
I'll track down who hosts their site so the takedown lands in the right inbox — I'll have the abuse contact for you in a minute.
9:48 PM
Sam · Marketing
And once it's down, I'll refresh your listing so yours ranks above the copycat's — want a first draft?
9:48 PM
The solo reality

Being your own everything is the hardest job you'll ever have.

You started a business, not a law firm, a marketing agency and an accounting practice. Yet somehow you're expected to run all three — at 9pm, alone, between actual work.

Coteem takes these off your plate:

Chasing invoices Reading contracts you don't understand Writing captions at midnight Guessing at your taxes Answering the same client questions Figuring out what's even legal
How it works

Three steps. No onboarding. No learning curve.

01

Save one number

Add Coteem to your contacts and text it exactly like you'd text a friend. WhatsApp, SMS or Telegram — your choice.

02

Ask anything

Messy, half-formed, urgent. Type it, say it as a voice note, or send a photo of the contract or receipt. However it comes out of your head is fine.

03

Your team replies

The right specialist takes it and pulls in the others when a question spans more than one. You get a clear answer — and something you can actually send.

Meet the team

Not a chatbot. A group chat with people who know their stuff.

Each specialist handles their own lane and hands off when yours crosses into someone else's. It feels less like using software and more like finally having staff.

L

Leo

Legal & Contracts

Plain-English contract reviews, clauses that protect you, and answers on what's actually required where you operate.

M

Maya

Finance & Books

Invoices chased, expenses sorted, and straight answers on what you can write off before tax season ambushes you.

S

Sam

Marketing & Content

Captions, emails, launch copy and landing-page words that sound like you — written in the time it takes to ask.

A

Ava

Sales & Clients

Proposals, follow-ups and the tricky client messages — the ones where holding the line and keeping the relationship both matter.

T

Tony

Team Lead · Admin & Research

Delegating tasks to others, quick research, summarizing long documents, and the small tasks that quietly eat your whole afternoon.

Real things people ask

If you'd text it to a smart friend, you can text it here.

Draft a friendly reminder for an invoice that's 30 days overdue
What can I write off as a sole proprietor?
Turn this contract PDF into plain English
Write 3 Instagram captions for my launch
Is this client agreement fair to me?
Reply to this angry customer without making it worse
Summarize this 20-page supplier quote
Where it lives

Works on the apps already on your phone.

No new app, no account to create, no password to forget. At launch you'll pick the way you already message and start there.

WhatsApp
SMS / Text
Telegram
Messenger · later
Instagram DM · later
Simple pricing

One flat price for the whole team.

Cheaper than a single hour with any one of these specialists — and it's every one of them, all month. Cancel anytime, no lock-in.

Planned price
Solo
$39/ month
Our planned price at launch — one flat monthly fee for the whole team, no per-seat charges.
  • The full team — legal, finance, marketing, sales, admin
  • Unlimited questions across WhatsApp, SMS and Telegram
  • Send photos, PDFs and voice notes
  • Documents and drafts you can send straight on
  • Cancel anytime — no long-term contract
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Team & agencies
Let's talk
  • Multiple people on one shared team
  • Your own tone, templates and playbooks
  • Priority handling and custom specialists
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Straight answers

The things you're right to wonder about.

When does it launch?
Coteem opens in January 2027, rolling out across the Americas country by country. Join the waitlist and we'll email you the moment it's live where you are — waitlist members get in first.
What do I get for joining the waitlist?
Early access ahead of the public launch, and we'll email you the moment Coteem opens in your country. Joining costs nothing and there's no commitment.
Do I need to download an app?
No. Coteem lives inside apps you already have — WhatsApp, SMS or Telegram. You save one number and start texting. There's nothing to install and no account to set up.
Is it really a team, or one AI pretending to be five?
Honest answer: it's one intelligent system organized into specialist roles that coordinate on your question. You're not messaging five different people — you're getting focused, expert-style help for each kind of task, handed off automatically so the right specialist answers.
Is this legal or financial advice?
Coteem helps you understand, draft and decide faster — but it isn't a substitute for a licensed lawyer or accountant, and it doesn't replace professional advice for high-stakes decisions. For anything major, treat it as an extremely well-prepared first draft to take to a professional.
What happens to my messages and files?
Your conversations are used to answer you and remember useful context between chats — nothing more. You can ask the team to forget a conversation at any time, and you're always in control of what you share.

Get in before the doors open.

Join the waitlist today and be first in line when Coteem launches in your country.

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Coteem provides general information and drafting assistance and is not a substitute for professional legal, financial or tax advice. WhatsApp, Telegram and Instagram are trademarks of their respective owners and are referenced only to indicate supported messaging channels. Launching in the Americas in January 2027. See our Privacy Policy for how we collect, use and protect your data.